WHAT !!!!!!

I am not in my happy place right now folks. I received this email today. It seems that My boyfriend Nicky has a secret admirer. Not that I am jealous or anything but I may use my one big fingernail to scratch someones eyes out If I ever find out who is coming after my man. I have asked the Turkeys to look into this situation so it's only a matter of time until I know who you are girl , and when I find out I will come kicking for you.

Most assuredly sincerely , Daisy