OFFICIAL COMPLAINT

OK, I looked into the stall window of the staff last night and saw this..... . Can someone please tell me why I , Queen Of All I Survey, has not been invited into the air conditioned stall to lay about on a soft pad and watch the movies on the television. Please explain to me whats up with this Dog and Cat thing !!!!! What do they have that I don't? I have it on good authority that at least one of them isn't as house broken as I am.

Does anyone know who I would lodge my complaint with ? Does anyone know an attorney for the ASPRH ( Association to Prevent Rudeness to Haflingers ) .