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ASK DAISY AT HOME

Ask Daisy has had her first at home client , here is a picture of me giving him my advice. His question was as follows ;

THE QUESTION TODAY IS ...

WHEN DOES A COWBOY FIRST FALL IN LOVE ?

AS SEEN ON TV

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS ONE.


This lovely multi-colored, multi finish-horse hair hat can be yours. For just $99.99 or fifteen payments of 10.00 if you order today.







BUT WAIT.... THERE'S MORE

if you call now we will throw in the free size large babies hat that will actually walk right up and attach itself to the childs head. Act now and we will also include one long eared version made from ass hair, These are particularly popular with those family members who are stubborn , rude or just plain obstinate.

BUT WAIT.......THERE'S MORE....

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Chili Reporting

These are pictures I took, You know , I am me, Chili. Since I am not so delicate as Daisy and Nicky I got to go out Sunday Afternoon with my friends Tango and Breeze to Pop Ash Park. Me and Tango had an awful lot of catching up to do, it had been at least a week since we got together to share secrets

Scratch each others backs and...........




Share some serious equine affection.

Later I got some nice photos of Tango and her person swimming . I had a nice canter and it was so hot that it looked like a good idea but I only dipped my feet in. Maybe next time I will go swimming , I need a floaty tho' , can someone make me a floaty that will fit, I like pink fishies, that would be pretty, can someone make me a pink fishy floaty or maybe even two . One for my front half and one for my back half. Let me know, I have some money to pay, I have 27 cents.

Goodbye for now,

From Daisy's friend Chili

HOT

HOT - HOT - HOT - HOT - HOT - HOT

Cool water baths and fans every few feet , that is all that makes this weather bearable.

The only good thing about all this unending heat is that Nicky and I have been given a reprieve due to our size ( they better not be calling me fat again ) and will not be asked to do anything more strenuous that swishing at the occasional fly with our tails until it cools down a bit.

Think cool thoughts everyone