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Dear Faithful Reader, ( I know this is you April )

You are very correct that I am indeed running this place ....However .. that makes me the BOSS, not a secretary to the Turkey. I do not lower myself to do that type of underling chores. I mean HOW WOULD THAT LOOK ???????

I will overlook your gross gaff and suggest you call a human, one of the caretakers. They are his personal lackeys and will handle any engagements he may choose to make.

Signed by me .....

The Daisy