My time at the health club: 7/5/09

July 11, 2009

I know that to many of my faithful readers this photo doesn't look like much, perhaps it appears to be just a pile of grass. But to me and my fellow residents this is the nectar of the gods. It is beautiful , lovely, tasty, yumliscious Central Pennsylvania hay. We are so important to the staff here that John, the groundskeeper actually helped bale and load this hay himself, as well as driving it 1,300 miles to us. Thanks staff, we appreciate your devotion to us and we deserve every bit of it.

We are still on the look out here as to who had the audacity to infringe on my turf with my man Nick. I told the boss of the Turkey brugad to find the babbo and get her pinched. Here is the Capo di turri cap and his Consigliere discussing the problem , looking to find a stool pigeon among the chickens, anyone who will rat the writer.

They called on the young Turks, a crew of the Cosa Nostra ,who fanned out and have searched every square inch of the property for clues to the identity of the cafone who would be Nicky's Goumada.

Here are some of our residents on the Daisy Days Old Age Home side of the property. They are waiting with baited breath ( actually with bad breath but we don't discuss that ) for the arrival of our Pennsylvania retiree

Ali wakes from a nap to see if anyone has arrived yet.

And here she is , Ms LouLou. She is an antique daschund and wins the award for the oldest resident of the spa. She is 109 years old in Dog years, and likes the motorized cart provided for her at the home.

However she isn't thrilled with her roommate who has the top bunk in their shared quarters and has requested a transfer to a canine only room .

WHAT !!!!!!

I am not in my happy place right now folks. I received this email today. It seems that My boyfriend Nicky has a secret admirer. Not that I am jealous or anything but I may use my one big fingernail to scratch someones eyes out If I ever find out who is coming after my man. I have asked the Turkeys to look into this situation so it's only a matter of time until I know who you are girl , and when I find out I will come kicking for you.

Most assuredly sincerely , Daisy

WHERE IS JOHN THE GROUNDSKEEPER ???

John,

This is Nicky....... Where are you man?... Did you not see the picture a few days ago???? Did you notice that I am wearing ribbons.. RIBBONS for crying out loud !!!!!! With you gone dude, it is bad here . I can't believe you would leave me alone here man, did you know this would happen? When will you be back ?? Can you hurry. Look at this stuff I found on Daisy's computer, It was in a file with my name on it dude. It is PINK man .

I'll pull for ya' Bro' just no girly carriage, make it a plow man. Can't you tell I am desperate. The only other guys here are called "chicks" What does that tell you buddy.

I gotta go now , I see Daisy coming and that mare scares me , she will go physco if she catches me on the computer and I am still sore from being kicked the other day for some minor infraction that the " Queen" didn't like.

THE 4TH

Darling Readers ,

The first letter is from myself. I couldn't get to the computer the other night so I wrote it on paper. (No easy task without opposable thumbs ) I later had to scan it into the blog because I was just too worn out from the hair party to re-type it. Then the next letter you will see is from KC, one of my most loyal fans, please always remember that you must click on a picture , even one of a letter, to to better read it .

We hear the hay will be on its way tomorrow and furthermore we have heard that there are some serious changes coming to the Spa. I understand that we are going to become a Spa and Assisted Living Facility , possibly to be named the Daisy Days Spa and Old Age Farm. Our first new resident is retiring here from Altoona PA. I hope we can all enjoy meeting her and learning about her. She is an elderly daschund and we already have a senile and incontinent Corgi , a much older lady shepherd as well as two cats that are both on "soft food". I am sure she will appreciate me and all my wisdom and I am certain that with my guidance she will acclimate and I can help her settle in happily .