fiona has been discovered !!!!!

We here at the spa are proud to announce that the Powers That Be nominated Fiona (our favorite ass ) to be the Spas representative for our local "Colon Cancer Awareness " campaign. We ask , "What could be more fantASStic ? "

A vote was taken and the AYES have it

Chit chat around the office water cooler, or hay snack, as it were.

"Hay Fiona.... I heard you were asked to be a big deal and be a spokes animal for Colon Cancer Awareness. Thats ASStounding !!!

Fionas first efforts to help the cause did not get the OK from the staff...........................

go back to the drawing board Fiona.

Daisy

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

It is Spring and hearts grow close

and despite the Bobcats decimating the chicken and turkey populations, coons and possums eating all the eggs, hawks and turtles snacking on babies it is still SPRING.

babies are sooooo nice and give us hope for the future

HORSE SENSE

This is Nicky and I wanted to announce that I am the very most smart horse ever and I have it figured out . Yes I do....... The housekeeper whispered in my ear that the pathology came back and that she is Cancer Free, then she kissed my nose !

Well at first I didn't understand what this meant but I thought about it a lot and figured it out. Pathology is easy. That is the in-depth study of trails and bridle paths. So they must have studied her ability to balance on my back and ride, to make sure that she was safe to go back out on bridle path with me. I know this is correct because I thought it up and they don't call incredible intelligence " Horse Sense " for nothing ya know ?

Now the term Cancer Free. That one stumped me because I didn't realize that you had to pay for cancer and that it was a particularly good thing to get them for free but humans are weird so you just can't ever tell. Then I thought maybe she said Canter Free and that works for me because hefting this load and running wears me out and I am glad to be canter free but I spent some alone time under the shade tree thinking and finally I realized it must be like being bug free. So I figured out that there must be a spray for it because that is the only way for me to be fly free. Now my only question is why she had to be gone so long just to buy a bottle of spray?
good bye from Nicky ( don't tell Daisy I was on her computer or she will kill me , ssshhhssshhh )